I love watching others lives come down to our level.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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