dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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