Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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