I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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