so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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