I am in a vortex of obligation.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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