He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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