trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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