we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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