We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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