after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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