i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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