oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you would pick up someone in the library
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
