Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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