I hate all girls vehemently.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
