every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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