You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
