Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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