is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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