ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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