there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
