chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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