Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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