i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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