she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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