Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
