You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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