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(213): View more from California

she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.

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(213): she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down. http://tfl.nu/is1d

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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off

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(617): my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off http://tfl.nu/ogtq

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(315): View more from New York

I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"

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(315): I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry" http://tfl.nu/cwet

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(919): View more from North Carolina

All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.

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(919): All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar. http://tfl.nu/cp66

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(219): View more from Indiana

I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall

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(219): I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall http://tfl.nu/2grv

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.

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(570): They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier. http://tfl.nu/s3gh

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(530): View more from California

Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know

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(530): Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know http://tfl.nu/b7cw

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(210): View more from Texas

Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.

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(210): Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it. http://tfl.nu/xm4g

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.

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(832): Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles. http://tfl.nu/3k5e

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(404): View more from Georgia

I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.

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(404): I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks. http://tfl.nu/r45q

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(312): View more from Illinois

Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week

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(312): Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week http://tfl.nu/5mzo

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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning

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(513): I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning http://tfl.nu/nen4

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(716): View more from New York

That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information

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(716): That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information http://tfl.nu/q7xv

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(706): View more from Georgia

Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this

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(706): Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this http://tfl.nu/g9na

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(206): View more from Washington

I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole

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(206): I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole http://tfl.nu/tvcl

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