your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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