is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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