i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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