He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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