Ambien. No doubt about it.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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