Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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