Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
where are my eyebrows?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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