Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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