k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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