Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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