people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
