Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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