And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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