just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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