Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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