well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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