thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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