Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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