i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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