So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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