Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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