I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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