too bad you live with your parents still
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
