Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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