apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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